Ooh, la-la!, the French can raise our Eiffel Tower. Not only are the women hot as melted Brie, but they’re kinkier than a corkscrew. While Caroline Ducey launched her career in the comedy Trop de bonheur (1994), the sweet French pastry, a shy-looking skinny brunette with teaspoon tits, shocked even the most sexually jaded Parisians with her unabashed performance in Romance (1999). Her trap de boners is all over the movie, which controversially featured real, unsimulated sex scenes. She spreads her legs and gets her lady pieces examined by doctors. She pleases herself to a trembling orgasm. She buffs a man’s baguette. When her boyfriend refuses to have sex with Caroline, she takes her pussy out for a walk—and you should see what the cat drags in. From anonymous street schtups and bizarre bondage to full-penetration oral fixations, Caroline is shameless in her pursuit of perversion. Needless to add, every inch of her tight body is exposed and often probed. While it’s hard to top such over-the-top hotness, Caroline did try with La Cage (2002). Sweet Caroline flashes just a bit, a cagey game of cat and mouse, before she goes for a hike and has sex outside in Ballo a tre passi (2003). Caroline has been steadily working in French cinema, although it appears over the years she’s become far less loosey goosey Caroline Ducey about doing nude scenes. Up next, she’s going to be in Simple Passion (2020) a drama that will premier at the Cannes Film Festival. But unless she gives us some absurd sex based cinema once more, Romance will always remain Ducey’s doozy.