Every straight guy is going to need a straightjacket after watching Straight-Jacket (2004). It’s bad enough that blonde beauty Carrie Preston appears with her TV star husband, Michael Emerson of Lost and Person of Interest fame, reminding us we have no shot with the Georgia born babe, but she never gets naked in the film! But if you’re looking to jack it, don’t go crazy. She’s still pretty sexy in the comedy about a closeted Rock Hudson type of actor keeping his sexuality a secret, especially when she strips down to her white bustier. She just doesn’t strip down far enough. If you’re going to swim then jump in; if not don’t tease. Before Making us horny, Macon grew up in Macon Georgia but went to grad school at Juilliard before hitting the stage. Some Shakespearean plays led to her breakout film role as Amanda Newhouse in My Best Friend’s Wedding (1997), and her career took off. Working her way trough Hollywood as a solid character actress in movies like For Richer or Poorer (1997), The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000), the aforementioned Straight-Jacket (2004), and The Stepford Wives (2004), in 2008 Carrie hit the small screen in a long running role as single mom and Merlot’s waitress Arlene on True Blood. While HBO’s Southern vampire drama was not short on blood to the nub pounding nudity, all we saw from Carrie was one sex scene where a vamp presses Preston onto a pool table and does the deed in missionary. We can’t see her naked body but we can hear her moans as the bloodsucker goes balls deep in her lady pocket. Sticking with TV, she moved on to play attorney Elsbeth Tascioni on The Good Wife, and hooked up with her irl hubby as Grace Hendricks on Person of Interest, all before joining Lily Collins on the big screen in the eating disorder drama To the Bone (2017). Binge on the scene where we see Carrie having a deep heart to heat in a bra with young Emily in Paris herself. It might be touching, but since Carrie was in a bra we were too busy touching ourselves to listen. She played dual roles as twin con artists Poly and Lillian on Claws, which offered another glimpse at Carrie in a bra and panties. Most recently she has joined Joshua Jackson, Alec Baldwin and Christian Slater in Peacock’s Dr. Death. We need a nude scene, though. Be proud of your body Carrie Preston! Give us one flash to please our cocks!