Alright, let’s set the record straight on Taylor Swift. She is more than just a blonde babe who has been in a lot of relationships. Sure, Taylor has been unlucky in love and she has written about her break-ups with big names A LOT, but that’s why her music is so great. She writes songs from the heart and her music sells because it’s catchy and fun, and Taylor’s awfully easy on the eyes!
Let’s talk about where this pop-country starlet began her career. The southern belle always had a natural knack for music when she was growing up in a small town in Pennsylvania. Her family relocated to Nashville when she was only fourteen because they had a feeling that this guitar-playing singer had real talent and they were right. She was only 14 when she signed a songwriting deal with Sony/ATV Music Publishing and a recording deal in 2005 with Big Machine Records. The following year, she released her debut studio album.
After that first album, she delved further into the worlds of pop-country with her 2008 album Fearless and her 2010 album Speak Now. Her singles “Love Story” and “You Belong with Me” became crossover hits that got plays on both country and mainstream radio stations. 2012 saw a big explosion in Taylor Swift’s career with her album Red which housed the hit singles “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” and “I Knew You Were Trouble”. Those singles lead to praise, awards, and money…lots of money. Oh, and fame. And famous boyfriends…lots of famous boyfriends.
Oh my goodness, Kanye West just stopped in to help write this bio… “Mr. Skin, I’m really happy you’re writing this bio, and I’mma let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best bodies of all time! Of all time!” We don’t disagree, Mr. West, but Taylor and Beyoncé’s bodies are bangin’ in their own ways. In Taylor’s case, it’s the blonde hair and slender, pale frame that give Mr. Skin a craving for mild after getting fantasy-dommed by Sasha Fierce. Alas, Taylor is notoriously stingy when it comes to showing skin, although in recent years she has sexified her screen appearances, starting with her 2014 video for “Blank Space.” Here Taylor looked sensational showing off her hot body, complete with captivating cleavage, in a variety of sexy outfits!
She followed that up with Taylor Swift – Bad Blood (2015), again proving to viewers that she does have some junk in the front trunk–and back trunk! Again, there is no nudity in this music video, but she did prove to her fans and critics that she has a body like wow. Was John Mayer writing “Wonderland” about her body because his ex-girlfriend’s body truly is a wonderland in ths music video! She’s since released Look What You Made Me Do (2017) which was a super sexy and naughty video. She wore black latex in a two-piece outfit that showed off her slim midsection, her buoyant cleavage, and her creamy white legs. Now we are turned on. Look what you made us do, Taylor! You turned us on! She brought edge with her to her pop creations and we were living for it. She then released the music video for I Don’t Wanna Live Forever (2017) and Taylor Swift : Reputation Stadium Tour (2018), in which she wears a latex bra, lace underwear, and a labia-hugging leotard, respectively. Perhaps the future looks skinsational for Taylor after all!
We know that you are wondering: where can I see Taylor Swift nude? Has Taylor Swift ever actually gone nude? Are there naked photos of Miss Swift laying around the internet somewhere? Now, you know that this sweet and peachy blonde would never let a nude photo of herself leak! Sadly, there are no naked photos of Taylor Swift floating around the internet. There are no Taylor Swift pix to devour without her clothes on, but at least we can enjoy what she looks like when she wears skimpy clothing in some of her hot music videos.
She has had some hot photoshoots, like in 2012 when she had a very sexy Rolling Stone photoshoot which was very hot. As usual, she was looking foxy AND clothed. How is she somehow always clothed?! It’s not fair! At least she’s still very sexy. She knows how to turn us on no matter what she is or isn’t wearing. Even though she does not appear to be comfortable going nude quite yet, she does appear to be comfortable getting down to her skivvies.
She performed in 2014’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show which was a great time to check her out in hot little outfits. She wore a black mesh getup that shows off her gorgeous figure from her cleavage to her very long legs. She looked just as hot as all of the lingerie models. Even though she was not technically modeling Victoria’s Secret lingerie, she certainly did look close to it. Her black outfit onstage was sizzling hot. The models are angels, but Taylor looked bad to the boner.
The good girl has also played small roles in films like 2010’s Valentine’s Day and the 2019 hilarious disaster that was the live-action Cats movie. Yes, she was in that and she was actually very good in it! While acting might not be her strong suit or her passion, she definitely collects accolades for her music. At the time of writing this biography, she has earned 11 Grammy Awards, 34 American Music Awards, an Emmy Award, 25 Billboard Music Awards, and many more. She has broken world records, made several “greatest artists” lists, and she has been appreciated all over the music industry for being a legitimate talent. She released several new albums during the pandemic, many of which were huge hits that were widely talked about. One of her albums was even co-produced by major indie producers and she worked with several respected artists which helped her get even more mainstream respect and street cred. It helps that she is so beautiful!
And, yes, again – she has dated a lot of celebrities. We don’t mean to gossip, but just off the top of our heads we know that she has dated Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, Lucas Till, John Mayer, Adam Young, Eddie Redmayne, Zac Efron, Connor Kennedy, Calvin Harris, Harry Styles, Tom Hiddleston, Joe Alwyn, and Jake Gyllenhaal (when will he return her scarf?!). She has written songs about many of these men and has raked in the dollar dollar bills as a result. So is she a poor heartbroken hottie? That’s unlikely. She knows what she is doing and she is good at it. She is a modern poet who dates famous men and then uses them as her muse and we can’t get those catchy songs out of our heads! Taylor is always so poised and sophisticated, but we hope that she eventually will let her guard down and let the world see a more vulnerable vixen. Perhaps, she will really put her guard down and let us all enjoy her bare naked body! That would truly be a blessing. Come on, Taylor, shake it off – shake all your clothes off!