Sophie Marceau doesn’t waste time. She appeared in her first film at age thirteen, and only a few years later the French tickler shocked even jaded Parisian audiences as a happy hooker in L’Amour Braque (1985). Muff’s the word on her full-frontal explicit performance. Best known to Americans as the Princess who wanted to get Mel Gibson‘s kilt off in Braveheart (1995) and the skinternational siren who gave James Bond more than 007 inches in The World Is Not Enought (1999), Sophie has saved her moist skinful roles for her horny homeland. Just check out Beyond the Clouds (1995), where Sophie shows that she’s beyond underwear, needing only her dark patch of pubes to keep warm . . . and to keep audiences hot.

Let’s look at some of the French fox’s early films, shall we? She didn’t stop getting hotter in Descent Into Hell (1986) when she descends into nudity by baring that bush. She was similarly nude in Pacific Palisades (1990) and Fanfan (1993) where we became fanfans of her boobs. In the movie Mes nuits sont plus belles que vos jours(1989) aka My nights are better than your days, she proves that her nights are absolutely skintasticin a series of seductive sex scenes. She slips off a red dress while she is dancing to unload her hooters and seduce the audience. Wow, no wonder she became famous. Her boobs pop out for other French feasts like Joyeauses Paques, La fille de d’Artagnan, Marquise, Fort Saganneand so much more. And we do mean more. She shows more – some bush and buns – inLa fidélité,Chouans!,Happiness Never Comes Alone, Don’t Look Back and even more. Is she ever in a movie where she actually does wear clothes? If so, we haven’t seen it!

In Quantum Love (2014) she gives us a quantum crush when she plays the chesty Elsa who simply has to take off her top. We don’t blame her! She provides a therapeuticnip slip in Sex, Love & Therapy even though she only gets down to her undies for the rest of the movie.

She provides a spiritualawakening in A Spiritual Matter (2015) which showed her wearing her standard costume: bra and underwear. This French fox is ageless in her panties and in a silky slip that shows off a lot of her pokies. She also wears a prosthetic penis in one scene in which she is trying to cross-dress as a man. She isn’t fooling anyone with breasts like those! Forgot what they looked like? Just watch the movie Jailbirds (2015) when she is strip searched. Um, can we have that job?