A blonde German–who’d a thunk it? Well, Mr. Skin would love to thunk Johanna Gastdorf, whatever thunk means. The sexy actress waited until she was in her forties before crossing the skin barrier into the land of nude delights in Halt mich fest! (2000). It’s a made-for-TV musical-comedy in which Johanna briefly exposed her knockers in bed with her lover. But don’t knock her, her sloppy seconds were a real teat. In the feature Herz (2001), Johanna showed all of hers getting interrupted during a spirited sex coupling. Even in middle-age this vixen knows how to please.