Imperious and with a great ass, English actress Stephanie Beacham created the template for the achingly hot network-TV bitch. From the years 1985 through 1989, blonde and buxom Beacham inhabited Sable Colby on the prime-time soaps The Colbys and Dynasty. Stephanie’s sugar-glazed sneer, rock-candy eyes, and alpha-female physique made her one of the most alluring bitch characters in the history of women who snarl. She’d had many years of practice in the role, to judge from her title turn in Super Bitch (1973). This Italian production relied as much upon Beacham’s bod as it did her mean demeanor. Youthful and blonde, Stephanie cracks a butt smile during a bed-top romp, lounges on her back with her billowing breasts to the air, squirms on her belly with her butt up, then swings her knockers and scrubs her muff in a steamy shower sequence. A clean bitch is a godly bitch. What an appropriate title for her other nude credit, The Nightcomers (1972)! Marlon Brando‘s character definitely comes at night while making it with Stephanie, who gets her gigantic boobs squeezed and sucked by the Rodfather. Other mamorable Stephanie appearances, but where she stops just shy of nudity, occur in the horror film Dracula A.D.1972 (1972) and the sci-fi freakshow Inseminoid (1981). In the former, she gets her breasts squeezed through a shirt. In the latter, she wears tiny white panties that very nearly show off the glory hidden underneath! If that old saying is true and life is a beach, we’re secretly hoping that life is actually a Stephanie Beacham!