The only thing Mr. Skin can think to say about Lindsey Roeper to start off her bio is that she’s friggin’ hot. Like, waaaay hot. She’s got a body that won’t quit with long limbs, a toned stomach, and big, natural breasts. She’s been both a blonde and a brunette, mostly a blonde in the public eye, and looks equally spectacular in both forms. And best of all, Lindsey has not been even a little skingy, sharing with all of human-kind all the universe has gracefully bestowed upon her. The luscious Lindsey begins her story in October 2006, when she got a job as a casino dealer in a club—the Playboy Club, to be more precise. Located at the top of the Palms hotel-casino’s Fantasy Tower in Las Vegas, it was a throw-back to the original Playboy Clubs with a lounge, entertainment, bar, and casino, and, of course, bunnies everywhere, wearing the traditional bunny costumes we’ve all come to know and love. (A Google search will net you a pic of Lindsay in a gold Bunny costume dealing hands of blackjack with a come-hither smile.) With her bangin’ bod, gorgeous face, and sexy vibe, she was a natural to help Hef celebrate the one-year anniversary of the Playboy Club with a pictorial shoot in Playboy magazine, promoted on the cover with the line, “Real Bunnies of Vegas Real Nude.” Lindsey herself made the cover, decked out in a tuxedo version of the traditional Bunny outfit with collar and cufflinks, a bowtie, those famous Bunny ears and a black satin strapless bustier top that reveals so. much. cleavage. Inside, she’s as advertised, fully nude, and sharing, “Underneath my classic and flirty Bunny costume is confidence, charisma, and a natural body.” Bonus! Her photo shoot was filmed for the Playboy-centric reality TV Series The Girls Next Door, in the 2007 episode titled, “Training Dazed.” It’s all bare boobs, bare bush, and bunny ears. And hot. Waaaay hot.