Jamie Bernadette
Nude

Statuesque brunette Jamie Bernadette was born in Kankakee and WOW-IE, what a certified dime-piece she is. Surprisingly the ninth (you heard that right) child of a big ass family, raised only by mom, Jamie was wowed by theater and moved to Los Angeles, where she started working in short films and TV series such as her television debut; playing a dancer in Tell Me You Love Me. She quickly found her niche in based on a true story serial killer movies like Son of Sam (2008) and Nightstalker (2009) but we have to tell you, the movie we really loved was the hornball sex comedy Milf (2010). In the joke fest about some foxy MILFs showing the younger college kids who struggle to land girls their own age, Jamie used a body double to portray an unaware girl whose tit is poking out of a bathrobe. It’s good, but it’s not the same as getting to see Jamie. She followed the movie about, umm, respecting your elders by ditching the double and making her A+ booty debut in the 2016 slasher flick Elder Island. It’s a bit dark, but adjust your screen’s brightness and appreciate the tightness, seeing her ass in action while loudly riding a guy. Jamie has mainly kept in the horror genre, from running around in a sports bra in the unsurprising stoner scarefest 4/20 Massacre (2018) but it’s her turn in the 2019 horror sequel I Spit on Your Grave: Deja Vu where Jamie enters the stratosphere of sexy scream queens with her phenomenal, first full frontal foray on film! Now there’s some bad nudity, like when Jamie is assaulted in the woods by redneck men and women alike, but luckily she gets away and we get to see all three B’s as she sneaks around the back country in her birthday suit. Most recently she starred in another fright film, Dead by Dawn (2020). Hopefully it dawns on Jamie how much more we appreciate the movies where she’s naked on screen!