Martine Beswick
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Martine Beswick used her natural talents to stir James Bond’s martini in a couple of movies. She made her film debut as Zora the butt-kicking (and nearly butt showing) gypsy in From Russia with Love (1963), and continued on to Thunderball (1965) where she played an entirely different role (the cyanide pill gobbling, Bahamian secret service agent Paula). The buxom brunette beauty who was born in Jamaica went primeval with roles alongside Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C. (1966) and starring work in Prehistoric Women (1967). And while Beswick may have gone from Bond films to B-movie obscurity until the late ’80s when she landed roles on both Days of Our Lives and the prime-time soap Falcon Crest, those movies show some of her breast work. In Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde (1971), Dr. Jekyll begins taking sex hormones to prolong his life, that eventually turn him into a (medical degree-less?) beautiful woman. Martine isn’t hiding anything when the transition is complete, fondling her breasts as the new woman, and dropping a trench coat to show off her bum. She kept the nudity train rolling in Ultimo tango a Zagarolo (1973), stripping out of an ugly green dress to give the camera enough time to focus on her lovely pink nipples, and spending all sorts of time getting ready in front of a mirror without a top on. You’ll stroke your wango to that tango! The eighties brought her best sexy cinema, however, with her work in The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood (1980) marking a real cinematic treat. As a member of the world’s oldest profession, Martine is worth every penny. She will skinny dip with you, oil her tatas in front of you, bang you in a hot tub, and wake you up with a nice view of her sweater puppies tucked over the blanket. How can we invest in bitcoin knowing we could get those tits with a little bit of coin? Martine’s career stayed steady in the nineties, with appearances in Wide Sargasso Sea (1993), and Night of the Scarecrow (1995), while after a long layoff she returned in House of the Gorgon (2019) and narrated Cowgirls vs Pterodactyls (2021). Martine be sexy, Martine be slick, when Martine’s on the screen… you’ll be grabbing your dick!