Carol Burnett
Sexy

Television’s grande dame of sketch comedy–who doesn’t love The Carol Burnett Show?–is a subtly sexy comedienne who’s appeared in a whole slew of TV projects, movies, and stage shows. These include the legendary comedies Once Upon a Mattress, The Garry Moore Show, Annie (1982), and Mad About You. That Carol Burnett has never appeared nude on film is no joke, though, and for years fans have had to settle for only a slight hint at the goods that this funny lady is packing. The closest Carol ever came was in the 1972 dramedy Pete ‘n’ Tillie, wherein she removes her top and skirt to reveal a dimly lit shot of her bra-covered boobs and rather-matronly panties. The real shock in the sequence is that she’s getting undone in preparation for a night of lovemaking with (gasp!) Walter Matthau! Her second-sexiest screen scene occurs in a 1984 episode of Magnum, P.I., in which she gets wet–more like drenched–while trying to turn off an indoor sprinkler system from atop Tom Selleck. She sits on his shoulders, her bronze thighs wrapped around his neck, and her blouse is so soaked that we can make out her lovely nipletts. Mr. Skin wishes he were Tom Selleck in this scene; his magnum-sized boner is proof of that. Many years older but not any less prolific, Carol recently appeared in the shows Glee, Hawaii Five-0, Angie Tribeca, and the Mad About You reboot, as well as in the movies Toy Story 4 (2019) and All Together Now (2020).