Joan Chen
Nude

Mr. Skin has a yen for Joan Chen. The Chinese-born actress made a few films in her native land before becoming a hot sexport to Hollywood, landing parts in hit shows like Knight Rider and Miami Vice and the feature film Dim Sum: A Little Bit of the Heart (1984). But it was in Tai-Pan (1986), with Joan’s jugs slipping through her transparent silk top, that the Chinese dish became a sizzling platter. The Asian arouser is no one-trick horny, making weird and wanton choices like appearing alongside Sylvester Stallone in the original Judge Dredd (1995) and her stint on the cult TV show Twin Peaks. Joan’s twin peaks were never hotter than in Wild Side (1995), in which she gets it on with legendary labia-licker Anne Heche in a lesbian scene so real there was no need to yell “Action!” For a really good view of Joan’s assets, check out Turtle Beach (1992). If you like them hairless, watch bald Joan get bold in a topless scene from Temptation of a Monk (1993)–and watch out for those nipples; they can take an eye out! Mr. Skin has kept his good eye on Joan for all these years, but she hasn’t shown skin on screen since she bathed topless in The Hunted (1995). However, you can check out Ms. Chen in more recent fare like Cyber Wars (2004) and All God’s Children Can Dance (2007). Marvel at how magnificent this minx looks in middle age. That’s one Mandarin that won’t go rotten.