Barbara Crampton
Nude

Watching soap operas is always a combination of gratification and frustration. The female characters on the daytime dramas are generally so overtly erotic that to watch an episode is almost always a sexually actualizing experience. The frustration comes in when the impossible-to-satisfy skinthusiast wonders why on earth he never has the opportunity to see any of these soap vixens fully nude in a halfway-explicit sexual situation. Well, complete satisfaction exists, and her name is Barbara Crampton. A striking blonde with a large, savory mouth and blue-green eyes that open as big as the whole wide world in sexy wonder, Barbara pursued parallel careers in A-list soaps and hard-R B-movies. You may have seen her daytime highlights on Days of Our Lives, The Young and the Restless, and The Bold and the Beautiful. But Mr. Skin implores you to check out her R-rated hijinks in bun- and boob-baring outings from Body Double (1984), Re-Animator (1985), Fraternity Vacation (1985), Prince of Bel Air (1986), Kidnapped (1986), From Beyond (1986), Chopping Mall (1986), and Castle Freak (1995). For a brief moment, Mr. Skin thought that Barbara, as a 42-year-old, showed her ageless rack and rump in the erotic thriller Poison (AKA Thy Neighbor’s Wife) (2001), but sadly, they actually belong to body double Nikki Fritz. It’s clear that Barbara has abandoned both skin flicks and soaps, choosing instead brutal horror movies like You’re Next (2011), The Lords of Salem (2012), Tales of Halloween (2015), Death House (2017), and Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich (2018).