Jamie Lee Curtis
Nude

Jamie Lee Curtis inherited her good looks from both her mom, Janet Leigh, and her dad, Tony Curtis. She’s like some mad scientist’s experiment in sexy-made-flesh. What’s better, Jamie’s got good taste and started off her career in the realm of the gory slasher film.She defined the genre in classics such as Halloween (1978), Prom Night (1980), and The Fog (1980). But Jamie Lee never went topless in these slasher movies, a point noted by Jamie Kennedy in Scream (1996) when his character declared “she didn’t show her tits til she went legits.” Going “legits” apparently meant when she took an about face in her career, and began pursuing lighter, comedic roles like when she starred with Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd in Trading Places (1983), playing a hooker with a heart of gold and jugs like gallons of lush ice cream when she went topless. She followed that up with some nice bra-and-panty teases in A Fish Called Wanda (1988) and True Lies (1994), which features Jamie’s other asset, her meaty ass, dancing about in a G-string. But mostly Jamie takes it all off. She was something to write home about in Love Letters (1983), offered a grand view in Grandview, U.S.A. (1984), and was a perfect ten in Perfect (1985). The Tailor of Panama (2001) shows the world that “they” have only gotten better with age and might make you wish your tailor left you more wiggle room in the crotch area. Three years later, Jamie Lee does a little pre-Caribbean cruise tanning in Christmas With the Kranks (2004) until her priest catches her at the salon and confronts her about not wanting to celebrate Christmas. Imagine how he’d feel about us kranking it to her Milfy bikini bod! Jame Lee has been steadily working in Hollywood, playing the longtime nemesis of fellow boner inducing legend Sigourney Weaver in You Again (2010) before returning to her role as Laurie Strode in Halloween (2018) where she went from damsel in distress to badass grandma. Then, she starred in the Oscar nominated whodunit Knives Out (2019) as a real estate mogul, looking to make sure she gets her hands on her father’s estate. But while Jamie Lee’s pixie cut and perky tits have blessed film-goers for decades, she hasn’t given us a peek in a while. Just one more striptease from the Halloween (1978) star would be a real treat!