Patti D’Arbanville
Nude

Kids start out wild, but they usually settle down and never again do the crazy stuff they did back when their buns were tightly creased and cheese-free and their nibble-bit titties were foes of gravity. This growing-up process of eliminating exhibitionistic behavior would be tragic in the case of stoner-eyed blonde Patti D’Arbanville, except that she eventually rekindled the skintillating ways of her youth. While working as a disc jockey at age 13, Patti was discovered by master exploiter Andy Warhol. Three years later she was waxing lesbianic in his movie Flesh (1968). D’Arbanville was thus on the highway to skinville. She got briefly bare in Warhol’s L’Amour in 1973. The Jeff Bridges western Rancho Deluxe (1975) features Patti’s top and bottom but in shadows and from a distance. Hold out for Bilitis (1977), a well-lit depiction of lesbian awakening directed by David Hamilton. Her popping nipples, clenching buns, and fuzzy pubic thatch retain the nymph-like qualities of youth. Her last skindeavor of that era is in the Chevy Chase fantasy-comedy Modern Problems (1981), where her nip slips out from under a blanket. Patti, now grown up, decided to cover up for the next two decades. However, she broke her skinless streak as mobster Lorraine Calluzzo in The Sopranos. The 50-something-year-old got completely naked for an episode, although the part where she’s running is done by a double. Her mature mammaries are just as sexy as her mouth, which she uses in a different scene to offer a blowbang in exchange for her character’s life. A few years later, she gave us an extra cleavage shot in The Extra Man (2010). We’d still love to wrap our lips around Patti’s patties.