Lori Loughlin
Nude

Queen of Queens Lori Loughlin moved from the Big Apple to Los Angeles in the ’80s to pursue an acting career. She was skincredibly successful, having secured roles in the romantic comedies Secret Admirer (1985), Back to the Beach (1987), and The Night Before (1988). Lolita-like Lori looked sexy in all the films, especially Back to the Beach, where her brown bodacious body was frequently borne by a bikini. We’d like to think that she bared butt and boob in the 1985 horror film The New Kids, but this was the work of body double Nikki Fritz. In 1988, Lori temporarily ditched the skin flicks after being cast as frustratingly straight-laced Becky Katsopolis on the ABC smash hit Full House. Her seven-year run on this family-friendly sitcom made a huge dent in the public consciousness and, unfortunately, did the same thing to our pants. The south started to rise again when Lori got naked and mounted Louis Mandylor in the comedy-drama Suckers (1999), but it surrendered to our skepticism of whether that’s the real Lori. After going low profile for a while, Lori mounted a MILF-tastic comeback in 2008, co-starring in the new version of 90210 and looking better as a 40-something than most people ever look. In 2016, Lori reprised her role of Becky in Fuller House, which, ironically, is what we’ll call the prison when Lori is confined there for conspiracy to commit wire and mail fraud. It’s okay, Lori. Everyone makes mistakes–but you can make up for it by taking your Miss Loughlins out on screen.