Mariska Hargitay
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The stunning result of the union between sex kitten Jayne Mansfield and muscle man Mickey Hargitay, Mariska Hargitay is no stranger to Hollywood and beauty. Although Mariska did not inherit her mother’s ample boobage, she does have another fantastic ass-set, a booming backside, a delightful derriere, a criminally sexy bum bum…..bum bum bum bum bummmmmm. Unfortunately, she’s kept it under wraps onscreen, using a body double in a shower scene in Welcome to 18 (1986). Unlike her mother, Mariska tries to steer clear of B-movies, focusing more on becoming a dramatic actress. She paid her TV dues on Ellen, ER, and Seinfeld, where she auditioned for the role of Elaine in the sitcom within the sitcom. (Mariska delivered the line “It’s like a bald convention out there.”) Hargitay stepped into Chicago’s fictional “County General Hospital”, playing an inexperienced desk clerk on season four of ER. Mariska had a brief role in the alligator creature feature Lake Placid (1999), but then, like her father, she muscled her way into serious drama as an ass-sertive, leather-clad, sexy detective on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, receiving critical acclaim and the attention of every masochistic man home on a Friday night. Mariska has been on “SVU” since 1999, and has become such a cultural icon that Taylor Swift named her cat after the character she plays on the show, and Mariska appeared in Taylor’s music video for the song “Bad Blood.” Mariska is welcome to handcuff herself to Mr. Skin any day of the week.