Anne Heche
Nude

Call Me Crazy, Anne Heche‘s 2001 autobiographical account of growing up with a sexually abusive father, rocketed to the top of the New York Times best-seller list immediately upon its release. That came as no surprise. Since her much-publicized lesbianic coupling with comedienne Ellen DeGeneres, Anne has consistently been of great public interest. If she is crazy, Mr. Skin thinks she’s crazy like a fox! At nineteen Anne played twins on Another World, doubling everyone’s pleasure and fun with her blonde-sweet-blonde, bright-eyed good looks. Next, dreamboat Annie appeared in small parts that thankfully showcased all of her naked body parts, in films such as Girls in Prison (1994) and the lesbo-action-packed Wild Side (1995). Her newfound love of labia soon propelled her career upward. She spent a passionate three-and-a-half years of licking and screaming with Ellen DeGeneres and capitalized on her Sapphic success in Donnie Brasco (1997), Volcano (1997), Wag The Dog (1997), Psycho (1998), and Sexual Life (2005). When her gal-pal union turned sour, she suffered a psychotic breakdown. Tripped out on Ecstasy, this baffled blondie blanked out and found herself in Fresno, calling herself Celestia, while waiting for the mother ship to take her away. In an interview with Barbara Walters, Anne confessed that she created this alter ego to help her cope with life. Anne’s post-Ellen career saw her spread her wings and fly into Ashton Kutcher’s arms in Spread (2009) where she plays a successful woman who takes on a younger lover. Anne puts on a hell of a skinshow with boobs, booty, and her rocking body all out as she gets banged around the house. She appeared in a few episodes of Nip/Tuck, then climbed into Men in Trees for a few seasons before getting wet and topless in a pool with Ed Helms in Cedar Rapids (2011). She might’ve had us thinking she was making her way back to men when she flashed that bare booty during a naked argument with a guy in an episode of Hung and walked around shirtless in Arthur Newman (2013), but she ultimately has left us clueless by getting back to her lesbian roots making out with Alicia Silverstone in Catfight (2017). Regardless of whether she calls herself Anne, Celestia, or Moonzaber God of the Argonauts, whatever planet you’re from it’s impossible to describe this sexilicious being as anything but heavenly.