Rita Moreno
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Talent, versatility, perseverance, and a hot rack and backside — those have been the mainstays of Puerto Rican wonder woman Rita Moreno‘s forty-plus years holding the fickle light of fame. After moving to New York as a child, Rita started taking dance lessons and earned her first role on Broadway when she was just thirteen. She caught the attention of Hollywood scouts and brought her singing and dancing talents to the big screen. She was the only Latina in all of the film version of West Side Story (1961). Rita played Anita, a role that earned her an Academy Award for her Best Supporting Actress. In the early 1970s, hers was a signature character on the long-running PBS kids show The Electric Company (1971). As a sultry ingénue, she labored beneath Marlon Brando as the acting heavy’s longtime romantic liaison. And she recently kept an entire prison of caged testosterone at bay as Sister Peter Marie on the HBO melodrama Oz (1997). Sadly, despite all the dances she does, Rita’s nip slips are few and far between. Chi-chi spottings in Marlowe (1969) — which included a G-string dance — and The Night of the Following Day (1969) weren’t followed up until Rita’s bubble buns broke the surface as she swam butt naked in The Four Seasons (1981) at the tender age of fifty. Some of her more recent credits include Six Dance Lessons in Six Weeks (2014) and Bless This Mess (2019). Rita ages like a fine wine, and we’ll have another round!