Parker Posey
Nude

Svelte sweetie Parker Posey was named after the hot model of the ’50s, Suzy Parker, and she shares that beauty’s classy allure. The newer Parker was called the “Queen of Indies” by Time magazine and has appeared in near-countless films since 1994, most of them low-budget arthouse productions. But the wet dream of the horn-rimmed glasses set started her career in 1991 with a stint on the hit soap opera As the World Turns. She quickly moved on to the mini-series Tales of the City and all of its sequels, Sleepless in Seattle (1993), and Coneheads (1993). But it was in less mainstream fare such as Dazed and Confused (1993), Amateur (1994), and The Doom Generation (1995) that she truly bloomed. Yes, she continues to sneak into big-budget pictures like You’ve Got Mail (1998), Scream 3 (2000), and Superman Returns (2006), but we appreciate her low-budget turns, as they seem to turn up Parker’s itty bitties more often than not. She first flashed her thimble-sized thingies in Sleep with Me (1994). Okay! Once free, her rack refused to remain undercover. Parker treated us to her tiny teats with such breastastic exposure in Party Girl (1995), The Misadventures of Margaret (1998), The Anniversary Party (2001), Personal Velocity: Three Portraits (2002), Broken English (2007), and, most recently, Happy Tears (2009), in which she gets naked in a fantasy levitation sequence and shows a rather plain pubis. Sadly, this is the closest she’s come to full-frontal nudity. It’s time she Parker her Poseys and let us take in her furry bouquet.