Jill Schoelen
Nude

After a long career that started off as background fluff in early 1980s boob-tube filler, the slight, lithe brunette Jill Schoelen is poised for skinmortality. Born on March 21, 1963, in Burbank, California, Jill has a hot bod and husky voice that were made for the big screen. But despite a face that is as cute as a young Beaver Cleaver — only without the homoerotic overtones and grafted onto the body of a state cheerleading champion — much of Jill’s film work has been largely ignored. Some interest was stirred by the starlet’s stirring soul baring in Thunder Alley (1985), a story of sex and drugs on the highway to hell. That interest dropped its jaw and became a mouth-breathing devotee during viewing of The Stepfather (1987), one of the great shower epics of all time. There is absolutely nothing gratuitous about the fully nude rear views of Schoelen’s tight, shapely ass, a butt that will live in perpetuity, right alongside her lovingly soaped natural chest nibs. Watch and wash. Of course, you can also catch Jill showing off her bod in a bra or a bikini in works like the teen sex comedy Hot Moves (1984) and the rock n’ roll dramedy There Goes My Baby (1993), and you can enjoy her naked ass once again in Curse II: The Bite (1989). Mr. Skin would love to take a bite out of those tasty buns! And don’t forget the view of her pert nips in Cutting Class (1989). Jill will get you jacking of!