Barbara Alyn Woods
Nude

Television has a way of distorting reality. Barbara Alyn Woods probably achieved her broadest fame as the mom on the network family laugh fest Honey, I Shrunk the Kids between the years 1997 to 2000. But look at the smirking mischief in Barbara’s saucy stare. Let your gaze drift down past the pert set of her plush and pliable lips and rest upon the soft protrusion of her rising cleavage. Don’t feel like shrinking, do you? To expand into a fuller consciousness of Barbara’s appeal, appreciate her topless rack in Inside Out (1992), enjoy the raw power of her rump in Flesh and Bone (1993), watch her lovemaking in the shower in the Playboy Channel Fantasy Island knock-off Eden (1993), and catch her G-string-clad crack in Striptease (1996). Here at Mr. Skin, Dance With Death (1991) is our most beloved Barbara flick. This thriller follows a reporter who conveniently goes undercover at a strip club. As the daring exotic dancer Kelly, Barbara bares her boobs and buns while she gets naughty on a pole! And we can’t forget Barbara’s recurring role as Deb on One Tree Hill (2003). This was a mostly clothed role, but Barbara occasionally gave us a treat, like a shot of her topless in the pool! Sure, she’s covering her chest floaties with her arms, but thanks to Barbara’s early work, we know exactly what to imagine underneath. She might play a mom sometimes, but Barbara isn’t just any mom — her résumé proves that bawdy Barbara is a MILF!