Towering at nearly six feet, blonde deity Jenna Elfman stands taller than most TV sprites, way too tall, in fact, to be a mere waif. And she’s a engaginsly gangly, her angling arms and legs longer than the standard notion of prime-time grace. Her mouth tends to be open a lot because she laughs often and endearingly loud. If she wasn’t so alluringly, unmistakably feminine, she would definitely be a tomboy–it’s usually guys who do her physical brand of pratfall comedy. And yet Jenna Elfman fits perfectly within the hopes and schemes of the skinthusiast who dares to dream. Busting through to enduring mainstream superstardom as the libidinally liberated, bouncy-breasted half of ABC’s popular hippie/yuppie odd couple sitcom Dharma and Greg (1997-2002). Jenna made the series pop with a nonstop demonstration of her top-notch comedic skills, which included a daring, acrobatic slapstick grace that tapped into her earlier life as an acclaimed ballerina and modern dancer. Oh, to be Jenna Elfman’s tutu! On top of that, Jenna Elfma’s impishly gorgeous face, kicky flaxen tresses, more-sizable-than-expected suck-sacks and long, long, long legs kept viewers tuning in and touching more than just their dials. If Dharma is TV’s ultimate manic pixie dream girl, then Jenna Elfman is an electrifyingly erotic fantasy made flawless flesh. Close the eyes and drift off into a land where the tank top that can’t quite holster Jenna Elfman’s bolster of hooters in Keeping the Faith (2000) is pulled over her head and shucked to the side. Slip into an astral plane where the contour-defining toreador pants of Kippendorf’s Tribe (1998) are unzipped and peeled down from her upper-strata bun skin. Envision Jenna Elfman’s tits erupting forth during her stint on Two and a Half Men. Conjure carnal apparitions of Jenna Elfman naked on Damages. Witness and wax fantastic over Jenna Elfman’s breasts in Obsessed. No sweeter dream exists than that of Jenna Elfman nude.
