Cynthia Preston
Nude

It’s okay to call Cynthia Preston another pretty face since she used to be an international model for famous brands. In fact, she modeled in Japan for months at a time, where she learned some of the language. But she’s also a graduate of the Juilliard School of Drama and a respected Canadian actress. We’ve got a lot of respect for her Great White Titties, too, especially as seen in her role as a crazy bikinied (and later topless) groupie in Whale Music (1994). Cynthia’s also a warm Canuck dream in Picture Windows (1995), and she convinced our dick that she was a real stripper in The Ultimate Weapon (1997). Her appearance on The X-Files was also pretty cool, although Mr. Skin prefers his ladies to actually keep their skin on. But that’s okay, because Cynthia showed some prime boobage as the weird wife in the Canadian-German series Total Recall 2070. In 2002, mainstream Americans were finally able to press their flesh to Preston via her role as evil Faith Rosco on ABC’s General Hospital. That character was killed off in 2005, but Cynthia was alive and thriving on the small screen, landing guest spots on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Two and a Half Men, Numb3rs, and Bones. She didn’t stimulate our bones again until a 2018 episode of Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan, wherein she takes off her top to ride a guy, who gets a horny handful. All this happens in front of a weird, clothed spectator. Hey, weird guy, quit stealing our culture!