Kristen Johnston
Sexy

“Get the grappling hook, I’m going up!” is what many a man has mused over this gorgeous giantess and lanky lioness. Beginning her big film career cast in the hysterically hay-wired Crispin Glover film The Orkly Kid (1985), the D.C-born and Milwaukee-raised Kristen Johnston segued into her role as the aesthetically intoxicating space alien Sally Solomon opposite John Lithgow on the NBC hit, 3rd Rock from the Sun. Blending intergalactic great looks with her killer comedic skills, Kristen absolutely embodied the universal notion of “out of this world” sexiness on that sitcom favorite. But it was in frenetic funnyman Mike Meyers‘s Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999), where Kristen Johnston lit up the screen as naughtily named Russian agent “Ivana Humpalot,” that this total temptress teased terrifically. When Austin Powers yelled, “Oh, behave!”, he may as well have been talking directly to our pants! Addressing the men of the this world (and, really all others), Kristen once mused: “May I say, if you were suddenly put into a woman’s body, wouldn’t you be slightly interested in your breasts, and why people look at certain parts of you, and why certain parts move like they do?” The answer to all those questions, Kirsten, is a raunchily resounding “Yes!” And if we were put into your female body, Kristen, we’d. also beat a beeline to the nearest mirror, strip naked, and just stare at our entire glorious physique in the buff while marveling, “So this is what it is to see Kristen Johnston nude!”