Frances Barber
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England-born Frances Barber has massive…TV credits. And massive…stage credits. And massive…recognition throughout the UK. And massive…okay, yes, her breasts are pretty big, too. You can see them, along with her pretty kitty and nice rump, as the character Venus De Milo in the Peter Greenaway flick in A Zed & Two Noughts (1985), a fairly early entry in the span of her career. You can also check out her chest as Louise Ferman in the TV movie Plastic Man (1999), and as Rivka Kahn in Esther Kahn (2000)—a little less lithe in frame, a little less perky in the twin area, but still pretty sweet. As for some of those other 150+ credits, American audiences might know her from a handful of major motion pictures, like Pete Townshend’s White City (1985) as Alice, based on the concept album by the musician; Prick Up Your Ears (1987) as Leoni Orton with Gary Oldman, Alfred Molina, and Vanessa Redgrave; playing Georgie in Shiner (2000) with Michael Caine and Martin Landau; as herself in the documentary Muse of Fire (2013) with Ian McKellen, Judi Dench, Ralph Fiennes, John Hurt, Ben Kingsley, and a slew of other famous folks; in Mr. Holmes (2015) as Matinee Madame Schirmer with Ian McKellen and Laura Linney; as Jessie in The Bookshop (2017) with Bill Nighy and Emily Mortimer; with Annette Bening and Jamie Bell in Film Stars Don’t Die in Liverpool (2017), playing Joy; and as Princess in Blue Iguana (2018) with Sam Rockwell and Ben Schwartz. UK folks will know her as Carol Harmison in the Goal! movies (2005, 2007); in the mini-series Behaving Badly as Rebecca (1989), Rhodes(1996) as Princess Catherine Radziwill, Funland (2005) as Connie Woolf; The Nativity (2010) as Elizabeth; Great Expectations (2011) as Mrs. Brandley; and the unexpectedly titled Psychobitches (2013-2014) as various characters. Frances was also Anna Nicholls in Real Women in 1998-1999, Elizabeth in Manchild in 2002, April Summers in Having It Off in 2002, both the Eye Patch Lady and Madame Kovarian in Doctor Whoin 2011, Ginny in The Spa in 2013, Caroline Warwick, QC in Silk from 2012-2014, and Dolly Nolan in Whitstable Pearl in 2021. See? Massive. (Mr. Skin would never lie to you.)