Simonetta Stefanelli
Nude

She’ll always be remembered as Michael Corleone’s doomed first wife in The Godfather (1972) and not just because Simonetta Stefanelli provided the film’s most thrilling nudity. She proved that she was a gifted actress as well. After her breakout role, Simonetta posed nude in a Playboy edition from her native Italy and fielded many calls from Hollywood. She turned them down, choosing instead a more dignified acting career in her home country. Her unforgettable body of work ensures that Simonetta will long remain a legend of Italian cinema. She enabled our bad habit of jerking it to Simonetta by going full-frontal and backal as a nun in La profanazione (The Desecration) (1974). Her sinister sexiness in Lucrezia Giovane (AKA Young Lucrezia) (1974)–a retelling of the saga of Lucrezia Borgia–is enough to let her poison us anytime. Simonetta also showed off her ta-tas in a magnificent scene from La Nuora giovane (AKA Intimate Relations) (1975), and it was a meeting of the titty titans when Simonetta co-starred with Edy Williams in Peccati in famiglia (AKA Scandal in the Family) (1975). Sadly, Simonetta looks to have firmly retired that firm bod in the 1970s. Her acting career continued on without her boobies, though, as she appeared in the TV miniseries The Godfather: A Novel for Television in 1977 and the movie Three Brothers in 1981, among other projects. Her final film credit is 1992’s Close Friends. Mr. Skin wishes he was close friends with Simonetta so he could see her now. He could see even more if they were more than friends…