Susanna Simon
Nude

Born in Kazakhstan but skinsationally famous in Germany, blonde-haired, blue-eyed Susanna Simon has appeared in no less than thirty films over the past decade, following a couple of TV movies including Schlagbaum (1992) which featured a brief titty flash by showing up alongside Alan Rickman in the international production, Mesmer (1994). It’s a bio-pic of the famed eighteenth-century doctor Franz Anton Mesmer best known for his theories on “animal magnetism.” Since audiences were mesmerized by the sexy siren who played the “Grand Lady in Paris”, acclaim, controversy, sin, and skin raised their heads (and those of skinophiles seeking out Susanna) soon after in the German made-for-TV flick Die Heilige Hure (1998). In the religious drama about a rebellious woman furious she can’t become a Catholic priest because of her gender, Susanna played a rather naughty nun who engaged in all manner of fetishy behavior, including getting her nipples pierced, doffing a dominatrix outfit, and flashing her fur and floppies during a saucy sex scene in a confessional booth. Susanna’s behavior was equally brazen in the small-screen endeavor Mord im Swingerclub (2000), which found her Kazakhstan cooch and German-friendly juggies getting some airtime during a sequence set in the film’s titular swingers setting. Susanna hit the kid movie scene in the basketball flick Max Minsky and Me (2007) before heading to TV as Dr. Carlotta Edelhardt in Dr. Molly & Karl. These days she’s playing Giulia Santoro in the crime drama Der Bozen Krimi. Hopefully she gets naked again. Susanna, Simon says take your clothes off!