Susanna Hoffs
Sexy

Susanna Hoffs, who is a founding member of the girl group The Bangles, got her big acting break in mommy Tamar Simon Hoffs‘s movie Stony Island (1978). It should come as no surprise, then, that she landed the lead role in Tamar’s college-girl picture The Allnighter (1987). Since she is married to producer/director Jay Roach, it is also no surprise that he cast her in his blockbuster Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) and its sequels as Ming Tea, who plays in Austin’s band. It pays to be beautiful and know people in high places. Aside from these films and Bangles videos, Susanna’s filmography is pretty sparse. Her only other acting credits are Clifford the Big Red Dog, on which she voiced Courtney Amber in the episode “Fan Mail/Hooray for Cleo”; Comedy Bang! Bang!, where she played a street performer in the episode “Ed Helms Wears a Grey Shirt & Brown Boots”; the video short The Both: Volunteers of America; and the TV series Get a Room, where she played herself. Likely owing to her lack of credits and abundance of modesty, Susanna has never been nude on film or otherwise. She did have some sexy scenes in The Allnighter, though. In one, she is seen in her skivvies, fixing her hair, and in another wearing a very flattering swimsuit. Of course that’s not good enough for a woman whose band has the word “bang” in its name. Susanna Hoffs needs to take it all Hoff soon or Mr. Skin will explode!