Deborah Van Valkenburgh
Sexy

With a name like Deborah Van Valkenburgh, you have to be either a hot chick or a vampire. Deborah is the former, but while we know that she was born in Schenectady, New York, we don’t know where her family is from. Transylvania, perhaps? The brown-haired, small-breasted, big-lipped beauty became a familiar TV presence as one of Ted Knight‘s grown daughters on the hit ’80s sitcom Too Close for Comfort. She acted in a few other projects in the early to mid ’80s, such as King of the Mountain (1981) where she goes braless and lets us discern her nipples through her shirt, but she had other ambitions besides showbusiness. Around the same time, Deborah studied at New York University’s School of Social Work. It was an admirable pursuit, but she ultimately chose the limelight and spent the late ’80s appearing in flicks like Rampage (1987) and TV shows like Cagney & Lacey. In the ’90s, delicious Deborah landed a part as Teri Hatcher‘s sister in the vastly underrated Andrew Dice Clay action/comedy Brainsmasher (1993), and she used the 2000s and 2010s to rack up dozens of prestigious TV credits. Deb’s breast role to date, though, remains her teasingly niptastic debut in The Warriors (1979). She spends the entirety of the action-packed cult classic clad in a teeny pink tank top sans boulder-holder, revealing quite a bit of poke-osity. It pains us to report that her best skindeavor was over FOUR decades ago. Although she’s now deep into her 60s, we’ll take more skin from Ms. Van Valkenburgh as she doesn’t seem to have aged at all… Should we call her Countess Van Valkenburgh?