Dana Bentley
Nude

Dana Bentley isn’t an actress you’ve likely ever heard of, although many of you may recognize her face. That is, if you ever stop staring at her chest. After her debut in 1989’s L.A. Vice (where she played a hooker) she spent the next two years appearing in seven more low budget movies, many of which she made so much better by getting naked in them. Now, not all the nude scenes made perfect sense. For example, in Sorority House Massacre II (1990) Dana stares topless in the mirror, bouncing her jugs while discussing such trivial matters as what color she’s going to paint her room. We wish all exposition was delivered in a sex position. In The Invisible Maniac (1990) she’s a newscaster who gets her clothes ripped off by an invisible man. She must be a part-time quick-change artist as well as a weather girl though, because her clothes somehow split in two. But by far her best nudity actually made sense. It came in Bad Girls from Mars (1990) which sounds sci-fi but is actually a basic slasher about a psycho killing actresses on a cheesy B movie set. Speaking of sets, Dana gets her acting gig by taking her top of and showing a casting director her tremendous set of jugs, before banging him on the floor. No casting couch necessary. Then we see her fighting with a topless blonde, which lets us see her ass in a thong as they wrestle on the ground. Post-1991, Dana only appeared in two more movies, 2000’s Rangers and 2010’s softcore classic The Hills Have Thighs. We wish she’d keep doing dirty movies. We’d pay whatever the price was for a smooth ride from the luxurious Dana Bentley.