Lea Massari
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Italian pizza ass Lea Massari was educated in Switzerland, where she studied architecture, which is fitting since now Mr. Skin is studying her architecture. And as professionals, we know she’s put together real, real nice! Though the busty brunette had been working since Forbidden (1964), and had appeared in movies like Sergio Leone‘s The Colossus of Rhodes (1961), as well as Conquered City (1962), and The Things of Life (1970), but things didn’t really get dirty until she starred in the Louis Malle-helmed Murmur of the Heart (1971). It was in this coming of age tale about a fifteen year old kid’s experiences with sex, that Lea put her skingy past behind her by showing off her beautiful butt while rising from the tub. You’ll be rising too, when your ticker starts beating faster and faster at the look of that heart shaped heine. Oh yes, Lea Mass had got that ass! Lea followed that up by working with John Frankenheimer, the legendary director of The Manchurian Candidate (1962), in the erotic thriller about a writer unsure if he’s imaging his extra-marital affairs or if they’re real, Story of a Love Story (1973), where at one point Lea exposed her pregnant nudity. We’d still have practiced making babies when Lea had a giant baby belly, especially since those baby bottles are nice and full! Lea kept acting until 1990, starring in stuff like The Night Caller (1975), and La flambeuse, while playing Tina in Una donna a Venezia. Her last role came in the old people reminiscing flick Viaggio d’amore (1990). Now nearly 90 years old, as much as we love to look back at her bare crack, we can’t help but think how much more vag our D wanted from Lea Massari. Yeah, we said it. Massari, not sorry!