Elisabeth Lanz
Nude

Elisabeth Lanz first landed in our dirtiest dreams when she burst onto the entertainment scene in 1994 with an appearance in the war drama Ich gelobe (1994). But this Austrian treat’s globes won’t make you icky, they’ll make you super sticky. If only she showed them to the world more often. Elisabeth tended to act on the small screen more than in movies, landing recurring roles in stuff like Kommissar Rex, Klinik unter Palmen, Alle meine Tochter and Zwei Manner am Herd. But Elisabeth really made us all manners of hard when she appeared topless as Cornelia Althofer in the textile business drama Samt und Seide. Cornelia is a make you spill your seed HOFer with that scene where she lounges in front of a window with her perfect perky pair on full display, but Elisabeth has done even sexier stuff. In the biopic of German journalist Michael Juergs, Der Verleger (2001), Elisabeth hops out of the shower and strolls around a black tie wearing man fully nude. We doubt Mike ever even jerged it in front of a girl with that tight a body, but based on a true story doesn’t mean every bit of tit of true to life. Elisabeth has been on every German TV show you’ve never heard of, from Das Traumhotel and Rosamunde Pilcher to SOKO 5113 and Betty’s Diagnosis. Most recently she appeared in an episode of Watzmann ermittelt but is likely best known for starring as Dr. Susanne Mertens in Zoo Doctor: My Mom the Vet for nearly fifteen years. We always want more tens to do display their bodies on the big screen, so since she’s already a vet of showing her stuff, hopefully Elisabeth Lanz lands another job that has her stripping down.