Carol Connors
Nude

What’s a curvaceous blonde cutie to do? If you’re Carol Connors, it’s got to be porno! Unrelated to the singer-songwriter of the same name, she came on the big screen playing The Waitress in Red Line 7000 (1965)—not much of a breakthrough for the rosy-nippled flopper. After five years of Tinseltown turndowns, Carol wisely followed her meaty breasts to where the money was: hardcore sex films. It’s a career change that we endorse whole-heartedly, if any other failing actresses want to make the switch. Her first adventure in the skin trade was as the title character in Cousin Betty (1970), which led to the money shot of all adult films, Deep Throat (1972), where she played the buxom nurse. While “Deep Throat” may forever be known in history books as the long unknown whistleblower behind Watergate, in the movie it’s Carol that’s blowing dudes’ whistles and getting it from behind. While still in her nurses hat and stockings, Carol does it doggy style, sucks the syringe of a lucky fella, and narrates herself getting eaten out. From there, the titles came like so many men: Weekend Tail (1972), School Teacher’s Weekend Vacation (1973), and The Erotic Adventures of Candy (1978). Carnal Carol was so into the hot action she even directed a flesh feature called Desire for Men (1981)—a true sex auteur. We see her on her knees, naked in Midnight Blue (2005), which was which was a re-mastered (you’ll remastur to) it late night cable show that showed some clips from her movies. Carol did have some run-ins with mainstream media, though. While we prefer her work in the dong show movies, she was a frequent guest on The Gong Show, and made appearances in movies like Consenting Adults (1982), The Concrete Jungle (1982) and TV shows like CHiPs. But Carol’s most successful contribution to mainstream Hollywood came in the form of her daughter, the lovely star of movies like Hocus Pocus (1993) and American Beauty (1999), Thora Birch. Carol Connors is the ultimate naughty nurse of seventies porn!