LeeAnne Baker
Nude

Blonde, thinly boned, childlike of chest, with the emotive depth of an idealized cult figurine, LeeAnne Baker was the unique type of androgynous beauty that boys and girls go wild for in the 2020’s. What a shame she stopped acting in the 1980’s. Still, over the course of seven mostly low budget sci-fi flicks Miss Baker cooked up some lovely looks at her buns, pair of baps and muffin. A child of the big apple, LeeAnne studied acting at NYU before making her debut in Bad Girls Dormitory (1986). No money necessary, we’ll be a bad girls dorm RA for the T&A. While that one offered her ample opportunities, LeAnne made her nude debut in the unsurprisingly nakedness filled sci-fi click Breeders (1986). In the movie about virgins being kidnapped to reproduce with underground aliens, LeaAnne goes full frontal and displays a little behind getting out of the shower, proving she’s just a different breed of blonde babe. The killer romantic murder comedy Psychos in Love (1987) had a scene where LeeAnne gets frustrated as she takes her top off because her man brought her back to his apartment to talk, and that’s not what she was looking for. Opting to talk when she wants your cock? What a psycho, indeed. Maybe LeeAnne should have hired the Galactic Gigolo (1988) from said movie. It’s the classic story of an alien who wins a lottery to get to go to earth and rail as many human women as he can. Somehow, he ends up in a hot tub with a bunch of topless women who are hot enough to phone home about, including LeeAnne. Her last movie was Riot on 42nd Street (1987), after which she retired from Hollywood, and now lives a quiet life where her only acting comes in community theater. We’re willing to write a script for a musical adaptation of Galactic Gigolo if LeeAnne promises to reprise her role on the stage. Who cares if the backgrounds aren’t photorealistic? Watch her movies and you’ll realize their most compelling special effect is the wonder-inspiring waif nudity of LeeAnne Baker.