Gilda Texter
Nude

There is your average everyday sexy, and then there is the kind of sexiness that can only be fully appreciated when it has successfully entered spank bank status. Effortless hottie and actress Gilda Texter falls into the latter category. In the beloved B-movie/muscle-car opus Vanishing Point (1971) our post-Easy-Rider pill-popin’ hero, Kowalski, on a mysterious cross-country journey, meets up with a cavalcade of characters the likes of which Homer’s Odyssey never saw. Of the various freaks and geeks Kowalksi meets up with, the most eye-popping one in Mr. Skin’s estimation would have to be the character of the Nude Rider, played with naked aplomb by the pert and luxuriously locked Gilda Texter. Way too short, but nonetheless very sweet, Gilda’s tour de force involves the sun shining on her pixie-like, au natural body and tiny, perky breasts as her ass-length hair tousles furiously behind her. The delicious tease is trying to catch a glimpse of her nether regions, but alas this hirsute pursuit is mostly in vain . . . but you can’t blame a guy for trying, right? T&A will have to suffice, but oh what a boon for the drive-in era that must have been. Luckily for all the skin-minded out there, Gilda gave us another glimpse at her gorgeous globes in the film Runaway, Runaway (1971). Gilda gives us all 3 of her B’s in a very memorable beach frolicking scene. Gilda does put the “licking” in frolicking, doesn’t she? Then that same year, there’s the brief breast glimpse in Angels Hard As They Come (1971). We come hard too just thinking about you, Gilda!