Do you think prostitution is actually the world’s oldest profession? Surely the guy who had to dodge sabre tooth tigers and mastodons to bring a bucket of water from the stream to the cave demanded a little something for the effort, right? Or the guy who was best at rubbing those sticks together, he wasn’t starting those fires for the atta boys, was he? It’s a question we always thought about, right up until we saw the Mediterranean mama Nitzi Arellano trotting out in her lone skinematic credit. Yes, the naughty Nitzi debuted her nips alongside Antonio Banderas and Angelina Jolie in Original Sin (2001). It’s an erotic thriller about a con woman and her boyfriend, played by Thomas Jane, who plan to marry Angie off to a wealthy man, take all his money and dip. The only problem is, Angie falls in love with the man. Scratch that, the only problem is the wealthy man is legendary latin lothario Antonio Banderas. This low grade conman thought his girl wouldn’t fall in love with an ultra rich Antonio Banderas? Hahaha, what an idiot! Insert Antonio Banderas smirking laptop gif here! At one point in the movie, we see Nitzi playing a prostitute, spongebathing herself as a pair of men talk around a table. Seeing that you could buy a night with a girl like that made it all make sense. Water I’ll get it myself? Fire? I run hot anyways. Throw some bucks at her, and get some sinning and bare skinning from a woman that looks like Nitzi Arrelano? Yup, it was the first job. We’d pay all the dough for Nitzi Arrellano!
