Rebecca Brooke
Nude

Your boner will be bubbling looking at the perky peppers spicing up the chest of Rebecca Brooke. Back when you had to go to the shadier parts of town to watch dirty movies in a porno theater, Rebecca (whose real name was Mary Mendum) was a consistent draw in pornography’s biggest busters of the block and nut variety. In Confessions of a Young American Housewife (1974), Rebecca’s friends are talking about how great her mom’s boobs are, as Rebecca strips down to show the apples that didn’t fall far from the tree. She also shows some classic 70’s pubes that will have you desperate to find a wormhole and visit some seventies housewives. Rebecca has a menage-a-trois in the appropriately French Les mille et une Perversions de Felicia (1975). She rides a man with her Brookie cookie while another woman sits on his face, before the two femmes kiss each other. After watching The Image (1975) you won’t be able to get the image of Rebecca’s blonde bush peeing on a rose out of your head. No boys are needed back in town for a suddenly ginger Rebecca in Abigail Leslie is Back in Town (1975). Rebecca has sex with a pair of other women, showing off her pair and feeling the sensual energy of girl power, while in Cherry Hill High (1977) she revs a young lady’s engine as a topless motorcycle rider. Rebecca abandoned acting in 1977 to pursue a cooking career and at one point owned a restaurant in Memphis. Unfortunately, Rebecca died in an accidental drowning back in 2012 after reportedly converting to Islam. While the porno theaters all shut down, if any open up and show the lovely Ms. Brooke’s movies, we would be more than willing to make a pilgrimage to Rebecca.