Beyoncé Knowles
Nude

Just about anyone with electricity has heard (or heard of) Beyoncé Knowles, the singing/acting superstarlet who is undeniably the music industry’s Queen Bee. Beyoncé hit mega-stardom in 1997 when her group Destiny’s Child had its first number one hit, “Bills, Bills, Bills.” While the band went through a slew of member changes, it was clear Bey was, like one of her biggest hits declared, irreplaceable. Her first solo album, released in 2003 after the band broke up, also sold a bajillion copies. But Beyoncé bounced into another stratosphere of success in 2002 by starring opposite Mike Myers as “whole lotta woman” Foxy Cleopatra in the obscenely profitable Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002), the third and final installment of the spy spoof series. Her giant afro and skin-py gold outfits in the film recalled the glory days of blaxploitation star Pam Grier . .yeah Bey-Bey… but unfortunately, unlike Grier, she kept her hip huggers and bee stings all buttoned up. Her next release, The Fighting Temptations (2003), still left viewers in the dark as to what her ebony bon-bons look like out of the candy box. Same with Dreamgirls (2006), though even without getting nude Beyoncé Knowles was still everyone’s dream girl. Our dreams finally came true at the Oscars in 2009 when Bey danced with host Hugh Jackman, and slipped a nip when he bent her back for a dip! That nip slip will make you wanna Jack, man! Beyoncé played Nala in the CGI remake of The Lion King (2019), but hasn’t been very actively involved in making movies about stuff other than her and her music lately. These days we need to get our fair share of the body Jay-Z comes home to on a nightly basis via her concerts, music videos and documentaries like Beyoncé: Lemonade (2016), Homecoming (2019) and Black is King (2020), all of which she directed. Thongs, corsets and some spectacular cleavage are all you’re going to get in those though, which is a shame. We need to see a good look at Sasha Fierce’s whole body. It’s the bees knees!