Babette Bardot
Nude

There’s nothing to support the claim that Swedish cheesecake Babette Bardot is any relation to her famous French namesake, but they share one thing in common other than than a last name: an un-measurable sex appeal. Well, it’s sort of measurable since the close friend of Andre the Giant‘s giant rack was once measured at forty four inches. Claiming both to be a relative of Brigitte Bardot and to have modelled for Pablo Picasso as a teenager, Babette only appeared in three films, two of which are helmed by sexploitation master and titanic titty admirere Russ Meyer, so you know what she brings to the table. You can see for yourself in Meyer’s Mondo Topless (1966), a pseudo-documentary about a bunch of San Francisco strippers where she played herself, though under the descriptive pseudonym Bouncy. It’s an apt name for the buxom blonde as she shakes all she’s got, which is a lot, in the front seat of a car and over some very lucky railroad tracks. We can think of another thing we’d like Babette to bounce on. Babette went on to appear as one of the ladies man philosopher’s girls in I, Marquis de Sade (1967) before returning to Meyer’s lewd eye for her final exposure on film, in Common Law Cabin (1967). Her skinny-dipping scene is the only nudity in the film, but it’s enough. Babette moved on to do some dancing on The Merv Griffin Show, before touring North America as a topless dancer, while her DD’s inspired the GI’s via a pinup display in Stars & Stripes Magazine during the Vietnam War. In 1997, we got our final look at Babette on Hot Springs Hotel, Showtime’s sofctore sex comedy about the horniest hotel you’ve ever heard of. We were sprung seeing Babette’s bosoms bouncing as she got did some missionary madness. That was the last we saw of Babette, who seems to be avoiding public life. Which Bardot gets you most hardo? Brigitte or big tits? By which, of course we man the absolute babe Babette Bardot.