Christine Hohenester
Nude

You can find the classy Christine Hohenester and her holy chesters in only a handful of German productions, but since we already mentioned the word “handful”, let’s start with the best one first. Angel Express (1999) offered Chris in a decidedly strange scene as she shows off a sexy black bra and a crotchikal region coated entirely in shaving cream! (Or, hey, maybe it’s whipped cream!) You can also catch some of Christine’s curves in titles such as Der Rote Vogel (1993), Der Bessere Gewwinnt (1994), and Die Männer vom K3 – Liebestest (1998). Hey, you don’t have to pronounce the titles to enjoy all that Germanic jigglin’! Lucky for us, Chrissy’s still in her mid-thirties, so she’s still got plenty of time left to uncover those cans . . . and to finish up with that shaving cream!