Karen Verlaine is an enigma. She’s never been naked in any movie. We can only find her in one movie. In that movie she adds insult in injury by wearing pants and a shirt while making out with a guy. Nothing wrong with that, except the guy is fully nude. Fully! Right down to his penis, which is thankfully in shadow. The only penis we want to see is ours, and we had it out while watching Skyhigh (1985), a comedy about American students in Greece accidentally involved in a new type of drug. And all we got was some side boob slipping out of Karen’s top. A puzzle.
