Sofía Vergara
Nude

Not all of Colombia’s exports are illegal, but sexport Sofia Vergara is so hot, she’s dangerous. Born in Barranquilla, Columbia, the fiery Hispanic bombshell always knew she was designed for greatness. A star of Spanish-language TV and host of a popular travel show on Univision, Sofia has her own website and claims to be the most downloaded Latin woman stateside. America got its first glimpse of this spicy sizzler when she made her movie debut in the Tim Allen movie Big Trouble (2002). The big trouble was that Sofia only let her bazookas bounce through a none-too-sheer nightie. She also appeared as one of a threesome of Latina lovers all dating the same lucky amigo in Chasing Papi (2003). But, again, all she did was strip down to some sexy red lingerie. Since then Sofia’s star (along with millions of guys) has risen Stateside with sexy appearances in Four Brothers (2005) and on the boob tube shows Dirty Sexy Money and Modern Family. Playing the ultimate trophy wife Gloria Delgado-Pritchett, the show won her a People’s Choice Award and made her the highest paid woman in television. Sofia has topped men’s “Most Wanted Nudes” lists for years, so it was not without a sense of irony that Mr. Skin discovered footage of Sofia’s sweet cheeks in a rare behind-the-scenes video from a 2002 calendar shoot, back in 2012. Outside of that photo shoot, Sofia has been rather coy about giving up the goodies. In Machete Kills (2013) she plays a whip wielding dominatrix but dons a leather corset she tortures us by never taking off. Hot Pursuit (2015) saw Sofia try some same sex kissing with Reese Witherspoon, but the scene is played for laughs and both participants are fully clothed. And, in Bent (2018) she gets in a shower with Karl Urban but the showers steam covers Vergara and Urban like a stubborn city smog. Sofia is now married to her Bottom of the 9th (2019) costar, Magic Mike (2012) beefcake Joe Manganiello, but can mostly be seen as a judge on America’s Got Talent. The most effective remedy for old guys to get hard isn’t Viagra, it’s Vergara.