Janie Squire
Nude

What can we say about Janie Squire? Seriously, what can we say about Janie Squire? While we have lots to talk about her boobs, butt, and bush, all of which we’ve seen on film, we don’t know anything about Janie Squire the person. She doesn’t have a public biography; IMDb only lists her professional acting credits, the first of which is Brian De Palma‘s horror classic Carrie (1976). What a good start! It makes us wonder why things went so wrong–or right, as Mr. Skin sees it–in Janie’s career. In her next turn she got turned into fish food by a school of the titular Amazon river-dwellers in Roger Corman‘s 1978 drive-in classic Piranha. But before Janie’s character met her end, she showed everything but her rear-end. Yes, that means her pectoral and pelvic fins. Unsurprisingly, they get wet–and so will you while watching this scene. The following year Janie appeared in the comedy film Americathon (1979) as well as the assault-and-kidnapping sexploitation flick The Great American Girl Robbery, AKA Bus 17 Is Missing, AKA Cheerleaders Wild Weekend (1979). The latter film pairs its lot of names with a lot of nudity, but we’re only interested in the nudity from one name. Janie competes in a best boobies contest in the best scene, getting topless on stage and shaking said sacks. At the end of her routine, she pulls down her panties and moons the crowd. Janie’s got a bun! Sadly, that was the last we ever saw of Janie’s private and acting parts. Ms. Squire finished in showbusiness as quickly as we’d finish in her.