Marianne Morris
Nude

You’ve got to love an actress who makes her professional debut in a movie called The Love Box (1972), a.k.a. The Wife Swappers. But it was Marianne Morris’s second credit, Vampyres (1974), that caught the attention of the hairy palms at Skin Central. Born in London, England, in 1950, Marianne first appeared onscreen in works such as Corruption (1968) and Just One More Time (1974) — and with few credits to her name, oh, what Mr. Skin would give for just one more time with Marianne!. Aside from her onscreen work, there isn’t much information out there about Marianne’s early life. But let’s get back to Vampyres, shall we? In this flick, Marianne plays a man-eater, a bloodsucker who dines on man meat but has the fairer sex for dessert. The full-frontal scenes of lesbian debauchery with Anulka Dziubinska will put a stake in your crotch. She continued working the sexy angle with The Over-Amorous Artist (1974), and she plays “Miss Buxton” in It’s Not the Size that Counts (1974), which follows a man who’s had the world’s first penis transplant. You’ll need a penis transplant after all the stroking you’ll do while watching Marianne’s hot bod onscreen! Her last flash was on the British horror series Beasts (1976), an anthology series about all forms of bestial horror, and the boob tube was an appropriate place to see these great boobs for a final time. Her last credit was Queen Kong in 1976. We’re not sure what happened to Marianne, but she’s still the queen of our hearts.