Inger Ebeltoft
Nude

Imagine a feature-length perfume commercial that features full-frontal nudity. Think of all the shiny waterfalls and arid wastelands we could use as backdrops for the non-stop female nakedness. We’d also need a handful of new-agey pop tunes and, I guess, throw a few guys in there just so our girlfriends don’t get mad. Bang. You just created the 2002 film Eve (2002), a.k.a. Body & Earth, which features a former Miss Norway . . . totally naked . . . for over seventy minutes. If that endorsement doesn’t have you mouse-clicking over to a DVD retailer, then nothing will. Purportedly a deep and challenging “art film” about Adam and Eve, in actuality the movie’s nothing more than an artistic Playboy-type photo shoot brought to life. (Think Herb Ritts meets the guy who directs Chris Isaak’s videos.) OK, so the movie might be a bit on the pretentious side, but with this many naked looks at the invigorating Inger Ebeltoft, who’s gonna complain? The Norwegian fashion model makes a dazzling debut by appearing nude for virtually the entire movie! Yes, full nakedosity! And what a bod! Sadly, if you want to see more of Inger’s thingers, you’ll have to search eBay for some old Norwegian fashion magazines, because Eve is the gal’s one and only movie to date. And what a date movie it is!