Linda Shayne
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An Overlooked Scream Queen

For some reason Linda Shayne conducted research in halfway houses, prisons, and mental hospitals before embarking on a film career. This may have helped motivate her to understand her character in Humanoids from the Deep (1980), where she fights off a slimy beast from the abyss, but not before we get to look at her big bouncers.

A film director, screenwriter, actress, and producer, Linda graduated from the University of California at Berkeley with highest honors. She has written movie scripts for Imagine Entertainment, Showtime, and Disney. She has also directed films for Paramount and has directed and developed TV episodes for Nickelodeon, Tommy Lynch Entertainment, and Warner Bros.

Most notably, Linda wrote and directed the thriller Mirror Image (2019), winning the Freedom Festival International. But let’s focus on Linda’s acting work, shall we? That’s where Mr. Skin gets to enjoy her best ass-ets.

In Screwballs (1983), Linda’s lusty character, “Bootsie Goodhead,” gets her big boobs pushed up against the glass of the car she’s been rocking in. You’ll want a model just like it. In the horror flick Humanoids from the Deep (1980), which follows slime-encrusted monsters that escape from the bottom of the ocean and track down hot young women, Linda shows off her naked knockers from the deep, and they’re a beautiful sight!

Some of her last onscreen credits include works such as Purple People Eater (1988), Munchie (1992), and Munchie Strikes Back (1994). While she hasn’t appeared onscreen since the mid-’90s, Mr. Skin hopes that Linda (and her breasts) will find their way back.