Vanessa Kay
Nude

You may not know her name, but if you’re a man who had basic cable in the early 2000’s, you know Vanessa Kay. That’s because Vanessa, the five-foot-five-inch, 34D-26-38 blonde thanks to bleach beauty was the lead Juggy on The Man Show. Born to a photographer father, the Southern California native grew up very comfortable getting her picture taken, which led to her becoming a model. In 1999 Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla came calling, and soon Vanessa was starring in all sorts of The Man Show‘s funniest skits that highlighted her wit, humor and humongous tits. Some of Mr. Skin‘s favorites from the Comedy Central classic include ones where she bounces on a pole in a bra and panties, one where she gives us a glimpse of the future as a silver bikini wearing spacebabe and one where Adam and Jimmy do the old thumbs up thumbs down on a new outfit, and somehow don’t like Vanessa wearing red lingerie that rides up her ass. Was naked an option? The Man Show earned Vanessa all sorts of praise, commercial work and even a Playboy spread. But Vanessa wanted to give acting a try, so she took a small role in Stripper Academy (2007) before moving on to Devil Girl (2007). Our well developed girl made her skin debut in that creepy road trip flick, showing her jugs to some juggalo looking clown as a stripper working the pole, and in a super jumpcut sex scene in the back of a car. Vanessa took a long hiatus from acting from 2007 to 2016, when she returned for a role in the short film about how foreigners view French people, Comment les strangers voient le Francais-Mat & Swann (2016). Jimmy hit it big as a late night talk show host and Adam’s doing pretty solid as a podcaster, but The Man Show‘s two biggest stars were always Vanessa’s chesticles. A reunion might be necessary, because since that show was cancelled, we are not okay with no longer getting to see the bouncing jugs of Vanessa Kay!