Rachel Bilson
Sexy

Rachel Bilson was just one more hot chick trying to break into the business until she landed the role of the ultimate Valley Girl on the Fox hit The O.C. As “Summer Roberts,” she was TV’s favorite bitch. Success didn’t come out of the blue for the big-breasted brunette–though now viewers’ blue balls will be coming buckets. No, Rachel, whose mother is a sex therapist and her father a screenwriter, was destined to stimulate TV audience’s members. She was first seen in various guest spots on such salacious sitcoms as 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Because she’s made her career on the mislabeled boob tube, her boobs have remained stuck in her tube top. But thanks to the success of The O.C., Rachel made her first pictorial spread for the men’s mag Stuff in May 2004. Looking over the scantily-clad pages, Mr. Skin can firmly say, “I like her stuff.” He likes her stuff in subsequent TV series like How I Met Your Mother, in which she ties tongues with Kaylee DeFer, as well as Take Two and Hart of Dixie, in both of which she makes our dixies hard by stripping to her undies. He also likes her in the movies Jumper (2008), L!fe Happens (2012), and The To Do List (2013), wherein she displays underbutt and cleavage. Mr. Skin doesn’t like that such a well-endowed beauty like Rachel has acted on screen for nearly two decades and shown nary a nipple.