Fiona Horsey
Nude

The capricious Fiona Horsey is an equine we’d kill to ride! Born in London to an English dad and Colombian mom, Fiona has mixed working in Latin American TV and movies with American and British horror flicks. After hitting the scene in a short film titled Wake Up (2002), Fiona repeatedly shed her threads in the bizarrely titled Penetration Angst (2003), which is sometimes just called Angst. (We say bizarrely because Ms. Horsey delivers full-frontal fury with no evidence of angst whatsoever!) Fiona is lying on a very creaky bed, while some dude does his best to satisfy her in missionary. It’s not going well, so we can assume he’s not hung like a horse, but we do get to see Miss Horsey’s jiggling jugs as he tries his best to take her to pound town but can only get her to disappointment dwelling. Fiona flashed again in The Chambermaid (2004), although this time it wasn’t just her double chambered chest cannons but her bush, too. Whether it’s lying spread eagle while drugged, getting out of bed to seduce some dude in his skivvies or getting felt up while she blow-dries her hair, Fiona is all sorts of naked in that love triangle flick tailor-made to keep our attention, which is also known as Lovesick: Sick Love (2004). Fiona may be best known for showing all three B’s in Twisted Sisters (2005). There’s tons of nudity, largely aided by the fact that Fiona plays both the evil twin trying to kill her sis and the nice one constantly on the run. Both twins are consistently naked as they do battle, which makes us glad they can’t resolve some of their family issues, though it cost us a lot of tissues. After all that showing, Fiona largely moved on to Latin American TV shows like Sobregiro de amor, Pablo Escobar: El Patron del Mal, and Narcos. She did, however, hit the big time with a role alongside Nicolas Cage and Laurence Fishburne in Running With the Devil (2019), where she played a stripper who keeps a bikini on. These days Fiona is playing Graciela on the Colombian devil’s lettuce drama MalaYerba. Forget dressage, when it comes to cardio the real Olympic sport is watching Fiona Horsey undressing!