Lala Sloatman
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Lala Sloatman, the niece of avant-garde rocker Frank Zappa, was born in the wang of the United States, Florida, which is only appropriate as she’s made many wangs happy with her career as an actress and model. Her father was a Marine, but her connection to the entertainment world came through her mom whose sister was married to Zappa. In the 1980’s she worked as a model before getting into movies. The 80’s and 90’s were good to Lala. She dated Corey Haim who helped her land a couple of big roles, appeared in more than a dozen movies and ended up getting married to Black Crowes singer Chris Robinson.

While the 90’s may have helped her establish her career and some relationships, her sexy turn in Amityville: A New Generation (1993) helped all of us release some stress when she strips to just her panties and shows off her impressive rack as she and guy get their freak on. She has some sexy scenes in Net Games (2003) including a nude scene from behind and a couple of close-up shots of her rack, but sadly those are all body doubles. There is no double and the bongos are all hers in Holding Out (2003) when we get a quick look at her knockers as the camera pans up her naked body while she and a guy do the naughty under the sheets. She might be related to an avante-garde rock icon, but it is her sexy body and impressive sweater puppies that will make you avante-hard!